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Single by choice, just not my choice. Not every man really lives.

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The best part about speed dating is having new guys to drink with, and none of them are keeping track of how many drinks you've had. She could hardly walk after that. God knows what I'd get on online dating.

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When there were like two options for that? But we can do small things with great love.


You can tell how single I am by the way my cat and dog wear their sombreros with quiet dignity and acceptance.

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Once you learn the lingo, it's easier to spot the models with high mileage and no warranty. If I'm with a man, is that going to prevent me from achieving my goal?

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These will put you in the right frame for the night game. Or back to the Home Page: I made out with your brother once I went on a date recently and the guy took me horseback riding. I'd get something that was subhuman or something. In my own relationships, I know that I should break up with someone who doesn't encourage me to be strong and make my own choices and do what's best in my life, so if you're dating someone who doesn't want you to be the best person you can be, you shouldn't be dating them.

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All comments are moderated by the Head Lafologist. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

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I made the mistake of telling my date a lie about myself, and she caught me. Kim Jong-un beaming at things. You just want to have sex with me.